En dag kom tuppen hem

Av någon anledning pratade alla engelska, kanske för att få in en viss såpa-känsla den dagen

-Whoa man, I've got to tell you 'bout the best wrestling I've ever had!

-...

-This guy, Johnnie, man, he's amazing, we're like ying-yang man... EQUALS but opposites at the same time. It was cathartic! Tuppen var röd om kinderna och små bubblor av saliv samlades i mungiporna när han berättade så snabbt hans tunna läppar förmåddes forma ord och meningar

-Wow, he sounds... really nice, this Johnnie... 

-aawww, you have no idea, we were ALL OVER THE PLACE, there was not a single piece of furniture upon wich we didnt wrestle that night.. For more than half an hour, we just kept at it..

-Thats... Thats really... gay... really gay actually...

-All over the place... yeah... the kitchen table, the couch... up against the bathroom sink... took a  brake, had a beer and a smoke... then back in the saddle again for another round...bathtup, hallwayfloor...

-jeez dude, thats the gayest story i've ever heard from a straight person. 

-What? What the fuck man!! FUCK you, yeah, fuck you for saying that.

-It really is Tuppen, i'm just saying, it's a really gay story to be telling people like this...

-Yould never understand man, you're too... i dunno... to narrow-minded, yeah thats what YOU are.

-I dont appriciate your tone Tuppen.. 

-What!?! No shut up man, Im not listening to your sexist bullshit anymore! Besides you all KNOW I was asleep when that went down, and that was AGES ago!

- I dont know what youre talking about but its making me feel really awkward...

- You were implying... no? reffering to that time... no? no?! Well, fuck you for almost implying that of wich you appearantly didnt know of... that time.. fuck you man...